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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

hellsbellscastiel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

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I give you air from my lungs.